Chapter 002 She likes to eat red sauce

I originally felt that I had done everything flawlessly, but unexpectedly, I was still seen by the little crab. She was taken aback and tilted her head to ask me, "What do you want to do?"

She asked me with a giggle whether I was still a virgin. I thought to myself, this is indeed a flirtatious person. After a moment of contemplation, I silently nodded.

The little crab said to let me rest for a while, and if you want, you can come back later. I nodded and remained silent

The little crab noticed my displeasure and gently said that she didn't want me to take her picture, actually for my own good

But after all, I am not a fool. We can be considered friends with benefits, right? Before leaving, I asked her what she likes to eat so that I can bring it to her next time I visit.

I am truly embarrassed beyond measure

I was completely stunned at that moment

I scratched my head and thought to myself that her parents truly have taste. In this day and age, who still wears a Zhongshan suit and a qipao for their wedding? That was something from decades ago

I said I was just joking, but the little crab seemed a bit disappointed, sitting on the sofa looking quite bored. However, the moment she sat on the sofa and crossed her legs, ... my 12K hardened, money-spent dog eyes caught a glimpse of her underwear through the gap between her crossed legs

I stood up and glanced twice, then walked towards the bathroom. Just after taking two steps, the little crab immediately shouted at me, "Do not go to the bathroom!"

She thought for a moment and said with a smile that she liked eating watermelon. I asked her why she liked watermelon, and after a long time of contemplation, she finally said, "As long as it is food with red juice like that of a book, I like it all."

The little crab chuckled and said in my ear that when a crab pinches a person, it will continue to exert force, and the prey that is being pinched has no strength to resist

I felt a bit at a loss, but I still walked over and sat down next to her

I was a bit startled, not for any other reason, but because the sudden change in tone and expression of the little crab made me wonder if she might have some mental issues

The little crab certainly understood my words, and with a smile, she began to take off my pants. The subsequent events need not be elaborated upon; perhaps it was my excitement, or maybe it was because it was my first time. As soon as the little crab reached out and touched me a couple of times, I surrendered immediately.

She said that was her parents' wedding photo

Without further ado, I nodded vigorously.

Upon reaching the second floor, the little crab asked me with a smile if I wanted to help her take a photo

Pink Hello Kitty

Where should I go to resolve this? After I asked the little crab, she pointed to the balcony. I said, "What the heck, you want me to stand on the balcony to relieve myself in broad daylight?" ... This ... ... this ... ...

After a while, I asked the little crab if she still wanted to take photos. If she did, I would help her take a few. However, the little crab seemed completely disinterested. She shook her head and said she did not want me to help her take photos

What are the characteristics of crabs pinching people? I really don't know

Strictly speaking, there is no opportunity for research

Only I, this buddy, know my account password. Besides Cheng Wei, no one else is aware. Could it be that the account related to the library has been hacked? I hung up the phone and hurriedly rushed out. The little crab asked me what happened, and I said that the runes in LOL have been melted down, and I am now in a hurry to go back and check.

On the ball, I can respond immediately to such remarks, but in face-to-face situations, my authentic loser mentality is laid bare. What I think in my mind and what I say out loud are completely inconsistent.

Thinking carefully about that statement at the time, it was truly remarkable, piercing through like a needle, absolutely impressive

I almost didn't think at all and immediately said, "I want to!"

The little crab said, "What is there to worry about? I handle it on the balcony at night. There is a urinal on the balcony, and during the day, I bring it inside for use, while at night, I take care of it directly on the balcony"

The little crab chuckled with a soft sound, covering her mouth as she laughed, her body shaking with mirth. After a while, she waved at me, signaling me to come over, while also giving a wink. Can I interpret this as a flirtation?

The decorations inside this room are very luxurious, featuring a Western European style wardrobe and various European-style furniture, with a large framed photograph hanging on the wall

I just don't understand, everyone agreed to it, isn't it just about taking off clothes and taking photos? What else is there to be concerned about?

Walking on this wooden staircase, a sense of elegance rises in my heart. It is said that the claws of a small crab are indeed soft. People often say that women are softer than men, but I have not specifically studied where exactly they are softer.

I shook my head inwardly, thinking that I truly could not understand her personality, and at that moment, my phone rang.

Upon careful consideration, the term "loser" applies to www.hetushucom.com, as the importance of games outweighs that of goddesses in this context

I waved my hand at her, then took a taxi and left. In the car, I thought to myself that Tingting's personality is quite peculiar. Even if she likes red things, is it really necessary for her to insist that even the food she eats must have red juice? It seems that there aren't many things with red juice, watermelon, pomegranate, what else is there?

This is definitely a major event

While I was pondering this question, the driver suddenly turned his head and asked me, "Young man, who were you waving at just now"

I said to wait a moment, as I wanted to use the restroom. I feared this statement might dampen the mood, considering the occasion was different. The little crab did not think much of it; after climbing down from me, it sat to the side to tidy its hairstyle

I was taken aback and looked up to say, uh, a friend

Standing in the living room of the villa, I turned my head to look around. Since the curtains were not drawn and the door was closed by a small crab, the light in the room was somewhat dim, but it was still barely possible to see clearly

However, what confuses me is that the little crab's claws are quite soft, yet they feel a bit cold

As a man, a man who has never touched a woman, I immediately had a reaction, but I must not let the little crab notice. So I quietly pulled on my belt to tighten my pants a little more.

I could not tell whether it was due to the lighting or some other reason; I strained my eyes, yet I could not see the faces of the two people in the photograph. Just as I was puzzled and wanted to step forward for a closer look, the little crab took my hand and led me towards the second floor

Isn't this a bit too direct? But I like it! Since the girl has put it this way, should I still pretend to be a virtuous gentleman?

At this moment, I am overwhelmed with excitement, as she is lying on top of me, and my hand is resting on her soft, smooth back, slowly moving down towards her pair of full, perky buttocks.

However, as soon as the words left my mouth, I immediately felt my face flush red. I hurriedly said to her, "No, no, that's not what I meant. I didn't mean that I don't want to do it with you. No, no, no, what I meant is that I do want to do it with you. No, no, that's not it either. I... I..."

The driver was also taken aback; while steering the wheel, he puzzledly said, "Friend? When you were waving at the entrance of the crematorium just now, it seemed like there was no one in that direction"

I just can't understand, do they use a urinal for a bowel movement? I asked the little crab, and she said she never has bowel movements. I thought to myself, this creature is really amusing; if she never has bowel movements, wouldn't she just burst?

The little crab did not hold me back for long, and escorted me to the entrance of the living room on the first floor. As I was leaving, she told me her name was Tingting, and I replied that I could be called Liangzi, and then I hurriedly left

The little crab's facial expressions change rapidly; just a moment ago, it was smiling cheerfully, but now it has suddenly turned gloomy. I feel as if the room has also become a bit colder, and I truly cannot comprehend her transformation.

Ah? Not allowed to go to the restroom? Then where am I supposed to go to the toilet

I sat up, wanting to light a cigarette, but after some thought, I decided it would be better not to smoke in this elegant, carpeted villa. The little crab was sitting to the side, organizing her pajamas. Speaking of which, I hadn't even had the chance to take off her clothes when she made me surrender.

She asked me, do you know what characteristics crabs have when they pinch people

The urinal was brought in, and I hid behind the sofa, blushing as I took care of my urgent needs. Afterward, the urinal was taken out again. When I returned to the side of the sofa, the little crab was once again beaming with joy and, without saying a word, pounced onto me.

The little crab laughed even more joyfully, and with a few giggles, she said to me, do you want to see a woman's body? Or perhaps experience a woman's body?

Since the words have been made so clear, I will no longer pretend to be a gentleman. I squinted and smiled at her, saying, "I have the ancestral Sea Stabilizing Needle, an inexhaustible force. Why not give it a try?"

The photo features a middle-aged couple; the man is dressed in a Zhongshan suit, while the woman is wearing a qipao, both in formal attire, exuding an air of elegance. I asked the little crab, who are these two people

She said that you can go to any restroom, but you absolutely cannot use the one on the second floor! You must not go in there, don't say I didn't warn you!

It was my friend Cheng Wei who called, saying that something significant had happened. When I asked him what was going on, he said that just a moment ago, when he logged into my account, he discovered that all my runes had been melted.

The little crab looked at me and nodded, then burst into laughter. In an instant, it leaped into my arms, pushed me down onto the sofa, and, taking advantage of the situation, climbed on top of me, cheerfully saying that it liked being on top.